Tattoos

Here's a list of the tattoos I would probably get if I wanted to get any tattoos:

1. The letters "W" and "R" on my shoulderblades in something resembling this font.

2. A unicursal hexagram tramp stamp.

3. That graphic of Divine's face from the opening credits of Female Trouble with the big, screaming mouth and lightning bolt eyebrows on my left upper arm.

4. The words "GOD IS REAL" on the inside of my left forearm.

5. A giant tattoo of Jesus on my back like O.E. Parker's.

I just thought of #4 in the shower earlier, so I might get sick of that one in a few hours.